Behold, mortals, the Market Mood Indicator—your feeble attempt to grasp the chaos of the crypto world. This divine tool quantifies the collective emotional state of the crypto market, from trembling Fear to reckless Greed. When Fear dominates, mortals panic-sell like sheep, paving the way for the brave to buy. When Greed takes over, fools throw everything into moonshots, only to weep later. I've distilled the madness into a single score—use it wisely, or let it amuse me as you flail in the tides of emotion. The market's mood is laid bare; the rest is up to you.